{"product_id":"guess-ill-die-dice-tin","title":"Guess I'll Die Dice Tin","description":"\u003cp\u003e🎲 Guess I'll Die Tin - Mystery Dice Set \u0026amp; Storage Case for the Cursed Rollers 💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Well… Nat 1.”\u003cbr\u003eFor when fate’s not just cruel-it’s laughing. The Guess I’ll Die Tin is the perfect blend of gallows humor and tabletop tragedy, forged for players who roll with the punches (and the puns).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're the forever-unlucky rogue or the bard who just crit-failed a persuasion check on a goat, this tin is your badge of honor-and your place to store all that disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧰 What’s Included:\u003cbr\u003e🎲 Dice Set of Your Destiny (or Doom):\u003cbr\u003eChoose your flavor of failure:\u003cbr\u003e🪙 Metal – For when you want to feel the weight of regret\u003cbr\u003e😞 Disappointment - A random set that vibes with your dice curse, as each one is defunct, molten, misprinted or down right ugly!\u003cbr\u003e🎭 Standard Mystery Dice - Classic polyhedrals, surprise colors, unpredictable like your dice luck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💀 Custom Storage Tin\u003cbr\u003eFront and center: the immortal words: “Guess I’ll Die”\u003cbr\u003eCrisp black text with minimalist despair. A tin for those who suffer in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💡 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003ePlayers with cursed rolls and great attitudes\u003cbr\u003eTTRPG®, Pathfinder and other TTRPG fans\u003cbr\u003eThat one party member who always rolls low and leans in\u003cbr\u003eStoring dice, snacks, or the shattered remnants of your dignity\u003cbr\u003eA hilarious gift for anyone whose luck has left the party\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Packed with irony, mystery, and just a little bit of hopelessness. Choose your dice… or let them choose you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎲🎲 The perfect gift for TTRPG® players.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 x D4 dice\u003cbr\u003e1 x D6 dice\u003cbr\u003e1 x D8 dice\u003cbr\u003e1 x D10 dice\u003cbr\u003e1 x D12 dice\u003cbr\u003e1 x D20 dice\u003cbr\u003e1 x Percentile Dice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔊🔊 Processing time:\u003cbr\u003eWe need 1-3 days to prepare your order, normal express shipping time is within a week\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter sales:\u003cbr\u003e1: If you need a tracking number, please contact me\u003cbr\u003e2: If the package is damaged during shipping, please contact me. I will send you new dice\u003cbr\u003e3: If the package is lost by the post office, please contact me, I will solve it for you within 12 hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mystery Dice Goblin | The UK's DND Dice \u0026 Accessories Specialist","offers":[{"title":"Resin\/Acrylic","offer_id":56160865714561,"sku":"C-TIN-DIE-RES","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dice of Disappointment","offer_id":56160865747329,"sku":"C-TIN-DIE-DOD","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Metal Dice","offer_id":56160865780097,"sku":"C-TIN-DIE-MET","price":35.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0912\/2693\/1585\/files\/GuessillDoD.png?v=1787485187","url":"https:\/\/www.freshofftheprinter.co.uk\/products\/guess-ill-die-dice-tin","provider":"Fresh Off The Printer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}